Hey Poppy,

Seems you are potentially the world's greatest kernel of popcorn. I used to know one years ago that throw a discus, but you seem to be able to wear clothes and accessories, not to mention run marathons, so probably you are the most interesting piece of popcorn on planet earth.

Can you tell the cinema's to ease up on the salt and additives? I imagine as a superhero piece of popcorn, and obviously a keen runner, that high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease has no place at your dinner table.

Actually, do you eat popcorn? Wouldn't that be cannibalism?

Thanks,

Concerned.